Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
