i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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