Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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