I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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