I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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