Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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