that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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