it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
