And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
not ubering you a puppy
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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