i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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