someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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