how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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