I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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