you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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