I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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