But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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