and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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