This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He passed out mid-signature
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
