note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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