i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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