Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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