This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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