worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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