Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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