i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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