I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Screwed.edu
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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