I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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