So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
