sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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