I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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