Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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