what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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