Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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