was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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