Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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