This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Randomize