The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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