great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
pop tarts are not kleenex
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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