Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Randomize
