I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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