then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
This is my gift to your gina
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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