I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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