hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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