she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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