Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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