maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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