are you still at the devil's house?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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