You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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