Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
