a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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