spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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