? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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