We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
They have beer where we have blood.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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