I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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