My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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