There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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